1. The first and probably most common type of woman you should never marry is the ever popular
“Gold Digger.” You can spot this money grubber a mile away, but in case you have been fooled before, here are a few tips to know If she’s digging for gold.
• Does she seem to make everything about money?
• Does she always seem to light up when something expensive is in front of her?
• Does she ask a lot about how much money you make?
• Does she find herself worth in the most expensive shoes, clothes, food etc?
If any of those were answered yes, then you’ve got a gold digger on your hands and you should put your wallet away before she scans your credit cards.
The second well known type of woman you should never marry would be the “Overly Feminine Feminist.” These are the woman power men hating non-shaving ladies you’ve probably seen protesting women’s rights all around the country.
Now before a million women get all up in arms and decide to make a men hating rally about this, you should know that feminism is NOT bad, but it does have its limits.
If a woman gets mad because you open a door for her or pull out a chair at a nice restaurant because “she can do it herself” then, well, let that door smack her in the face a couple times while you’re NOT holding it open for her and see how she feels about that.
If you were to marry a woman like this your life would end up a living hell. Everything you did would be criticized and somehow related to oppressing women. You will be simply miserable, so if you find a feminist that’s just TOO into the woman’s movement, just walk away my friend. Just walk away.
The third type of woman you should definitely never marry is the “Overly Sensitive.” We all know women are more sensitive than men and for the most part we enjoy that, but if every little thing becomes some kind of fight because you hurt her feelings, then you’re going to have to walk on egg shells forever.
We enjoy comforting women when they ACTUALLY need it, however if every single time you “seem to have a tone in your voice” she bursts into tears and runs into the bedroom a mess, we honestly don’t care anymore.
This type of woman will seem great at first because she will need you and want you around a lot and really be into you. That’s all fine and dandy until she’s cries more than a 40 year old redneck on his second case of beer.
There are good women out there so keep your eyes open, but stay weary.
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